May 2013
big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic...
vanillish:
tweenking:
vanillish:
tweenking:
vanillish:
tweenking:
Some ladies say I’m a real
how
spend the night with me babe i bet you’re a real
sounds like a real
alright come over about
i can’t wait to
